The Snoral(TM) is a thing I made up, but I think it should totally be real. Sure, I could just make some kind of fleece poncho, but a Snuggie is basically a robe turned backwards, and look how that turned out for them.
This would actually be so, so useful. And that means a lot coming from me, considering it hides boobies.
IT’S ALMOST LIKE A SWEATER.
Which really, just makes the parody better.